Hello and welcome to this Tarzan Bachelor Challenge! I already introduced our Tarzan in the very first blogpost, so today you'll get to know the contestants who try to steal Tarzan's heart! The funny part? Their names are Jane! Yes, all of them! (Okay, one of them is written Jayne, but that's a detail) I think I underestimated how many time creating one Chapter takes, haha! But I'm having a lot of fun with this challenge already, and I hope you'll think the same about it. Let's get started then, because the first lady has just arrived! Jane Reef: "Hm... I was supposed to meet that person here, right? Am I maybe at the wrong place?" You're not at the wrong place, Jane. Tarzan is just nowhere to be seen. Maybe he forgot that he was about to meet some ladies today... Let's search him. Aha, found you! What are you doing here?! Tarzan: "What Tarzan always is doing. Float..." You shouldn't be floating right now! There's a Jane waiting for you! Tarzan: "Female friend? Watcher should have told me earlier!" Oh yeah, now it's my fault. Tarzan: "Hello! Me Tarzan. You Jane?" Jane looks straight into his eyes with an angry look. She grumbles in herself. Jane R. (in herself): "You left me standing here for over 30 minutes....." Then she puts up her best smile. Jane R.: "Yes, I am! Jane Reef, nice to meet you." Tarzan: "Is Jane Reef ready for best joke in Jungle??" Jane R.: "A... Joke?" Tarzan: "Yes! So, why nobody plays Poker in Jungle?" Jane R.: "Ehm... Because it's a jungle and there are no Poker tables here?" Tarzan: No! Because there too much cheetahs!" *facepalm* Jane R.: "Haha.... Hahaha.... That's... Really funny.... You know, I've heard worse jokes, actually. You did a good job." Tarzan: "Thank you!" Tarzan: "Want to hear another?" Jane R.: "Ehm. No thank you. What else do you have?" Tarzan: "Tarzan can give Jane Reef tent?" Jane R.: "Ah yes, that's a good idea." Tarzan: "Here are tents. Tarzan hopes Jane Reef likes it." Jane R.: "Thank you, I love it. I'll go relax in my tent for a while, then." And Tarzan runs off to meet the next lady. Ah, she's here already. Nice timing! Jane Torres: "Oh boy, he even looks better in person than he did in the pictures." Oh yes, he does for sure! Tarzan: "Hello! Me Tarzan. You Jane?" Are you going to say that to every one of them? Oh boyyy... This is going to be a long day... Jane T.: "Yes, I am. Nice to meet you, Tarzan." Tarzan (in himself): "Jane Torres has funny clothing. Tarzan curious." Tarzan (out loud): "Want to hear Jungle Joke?" Jane T.: "Hmmmmm... Maybe we should skip joking around and come to real business, don't you think?" Tarzan: "What is 'real business'? Tarzan doesn't know that word." Jane T.: "That's a joke, right?" Tarzan, say something. Tarzan: "Yes, indeed. Good joke!" Jane T.: "Ah I knew it! You're hot, funny AND smart! Just how I like it. You passed my test. Yeah, I was just testing you." Hmm, Tarzan? Maybe you should take her to the tents before you blow your cover. Tarzan: "What cover? Tarzan hot, fun AND smart! All reality!" *facepalm* Of course you are! Tarzan (in himself): "Interesting... Jane Torres running like nothing on weird footwear..." Tarzan, the 'weird footwear' is called 'heels'. Remember that. And please hurry, because the next Jane has already arrived! Jane Peach: "Whoa, such a nice place here!" While Jane P. is busy admiring nature, Tarzan comes back from the tents in the back. Seems like Jane P. has forgotten the real reason she's here. Tarzan: "Hi! Me Tarzan. You Jane?" Jane P. turns around after hearing Tarzan's voice and her eyes go wide open. Jane P. (in herself): "... That's probably the most muscular man I've ever seen in my entire life..." Jane P.: "So... Handsome...." Uhm, don't start drooling please, that would be awkward. Tarzan: "Jane Peach playing stare-game?" Tarzan looks her straight in the eye. Thanks to that, Jane P. comes back to reality and jumps away from Tarzan. Jane P.: "Were you this close to me the entire time?!" Tarzan: "Hahaha, Tarzan won stare-game!" Jane P.: "S-Stare-game...?" Seriously, in what kind of dreamworld were you? xD Tarzan: "Follow Tarzan." Jane P.: "O-Okay..." They walk to the tents. Tarzan: "Sleep for some time. Jane Peach looks tired. Tarzan will wake Jane Peach later." Jane P.: "Ahh... Yes.. Of course..." She's going to explode soon if she keeps blushing like that. Tarzan: "Jane Peach cute." What Tarzan didn't knew, was that Jane P. actually heard that. Jane P.: "He called me cute!!! I think I'm going to faint....." Next! Jane Doe hears footsteps, so she instinctively turns around. Jane D.: "Hello! I almost thought I was at the wrong place when I didn't saw you." Tarzan: "Sorry. Tarzan tried to come fast." Tarzan: "Me Tarzan, you Jane?" Jane D.: "Yes, I am! My name is Jane Doe. I really love to be here. It's sunny today, isn't it? I should have known that these clothes would be too warm in the Jungles... Lucky me that I got some spare clothes with me, haha!" Jane D.: "Although I was born in Willow Creek, I never thought of the place as my home. Strangerville, that's where I belong. Oh, but don't get me wrong! I also LOVE Sulani and the Jungles, really!!" Jane D.: "You should know one thing. I absolutely HATE pancakes. They remind me of what I now have to call my ex. I don't want to be reminded of that, you know? So please, no pancakes." I have this gut feeling that someone is about to lose his patience because he can't say anything at all. Jane D. doesn't seem to notice and just goes on with her life story. Jane D.: "Oh, have I told you already how much I love reading?! You do have a bookshelf, right? Not that it matters, I'm just asking..." Tarzan: "Jane Doe and Tarzan will go to tents now!!" He says it with the brightest smile possible, but everyone knows - he's annoyed. Jane D.: "Okay, try to be faster than me!!" Tarzan: "Wait... What?" Jane D.: "You heard me!!!" Yeah Tarzan, you heard her. Go after her! And then come back because the next Jane has arrived. Tarzan: "Hi. Me Tarzan, you Jane?" Jayne: "Ah, actually it's Jayne." Tarzan: "That's what I said. Jane." Jayne: "Eh.... You can just call me JJ." Tarzan: "JayJay, okay!" *facepalm* Tarzan: "Can Tarzan touch JayJay's hair? Looks so soft..." Jayne: "Only if I can touch your arm-muscles!" And then she just grabs his arm like it's the most normal thing in the world. Why does this look so weird but at the same time very cute? Jayne: "Now we're even!" Tarzan: "Tarzan doesn't know what happened." Jayne: "You touched me and I touched you! That's what happened. Didn't you like it?" Tarzan: "JayJay and Tarzan will go to tents now." We'll never know if Tarzan liked the touch. This screenshot is worth gold. It reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/lMb1x8_Ghg0?t=40 Heheheheeh. Jayne also disappears in one of the tents, which means it's time to meet the next woman. It's Jane Song! Tarzan: "Hello. Me Tarzan, you Jane?" Jane S.: "Ah, yes. Jane Song, nice to meet you!" Jane S.: "Ohhhh, you've got a nice sight here. You can even see the sea! Do you like the sea, Tarzan?" Tarzan: "Tarzan loves sea." Jane S.: "Do you also like... Seashells?" Tarzan (out loud): "Tarzan loves seashells! What about Jane Song?" Jane S.: "Haha, 'Jane Song' also likes seashells. A lot." Jane S.: "I actually collect them, so I was hoping to find some rare types here... That sounds a little silly, right?" Tarzan: "Not silly. Tarzan wants to see collection once." Jane S.: "R-really?! That would be --" Tarzan: "But now Jane Song has to follow Tarzan to tents." Jane S.: "-- nice...." Jane looks over to Tarzan, who just keeps walking in the direction of the tents. Poor Jane. Tarzan just cut off her sentence like that and walked away. Jane S.: "I'm coming!" Tarzan: "Tarzan getting tired..." 2 more contestants, Tarzan! You can do it!! Tarzan: "Where is next Jane?" Hmm... Seems like she's not here yet... Ah, I think I see her! Tarzan: "Tarzan doesn't like waiting." -.- You did exactly the same to Jane R.. Already forgot about that? Jane Benton: "Hello! I'm sorry for being late.... I rushed here as soon as I could..." Tarzan: "Hello. Me Tarzan, you Jane?" Jane B.: "Jane Benton, nice to meet you, Tarzan." Tarzan: "Jane Benton came late." Jane B.: "I'm so sorry! It won't happen again." Tarzan: "Should Tarzan just let Jane Benton go home again for coming late...?" Jane B.: "Oh no! Please don't do that!!! I-" Tarzan: "Tarzan was just joking. Jane Benton does not have to leave." Jane B.: "You were just... Kidding...." Jane B.: "Of course you were." Tarzan: "Tarzan will bring Jane Benton to tents." Jane B.: "Okay!" Just as the two turn around, Tarzan stops walking and does this. TARZAN!! What was that?? Tarzan: "Jane Benton didn't notice. Good." But... I did!!! Tarzan: "Only one more, right?" Yep! She's already waiting for you, so you should turn back. Tarzan: "But Tarzan is really tired...." Jane Nachzehrer: "I came as late as possible, but it's so hot today.... Coming here without an umbrella is no use..." In the background we see Tarzan. He's actually getting tired; See how he's walking :') Jane N.: "That doesn't look good... It's like he's in a bad mood." Nahhh, just tired. Tarzan: "Hello. Me Tarzan. You Jane... With umbrella?" Jane N.: "Ah yes. I'm sorry, I.... Have a sun allergy!!" Tarzan: "In that case... Jane should always wear umbrella. Jungles are always hot and sunny!" Jane N.: "I have an idea!" Tarzan: "About?" Jane N.: "This Jungle should invest in some roofs!!" Tarzan: "Roofs?" Jane N.: "To keep me safe, of course!" Tarzan: "Tarzan likes idea! Everyone can help making them!!" Jane N.: "Me and my good ideas. As long as I can still relax sometimes, right?" Tarzan: "Jane N. can relax right now. Tarzan will show Jane N. to tents." Jane N.: "Ksshhhhhh!! -- I mean... Of course!" Hmmhmmm... Sun allergy, right? We gotta watch this one, or else everyone will become a Vampire. With Jane N. introduced, the other introduced contestants get out of their tents and the first evening together can start. Jane S. lights one of the fireplaces and starts dancing in front of it... Jane P. is having some kind of anxiety attack... Jane N. disappears in one of the tents because she already had enough of the sun... And some other Janes are trying to get to know each other. Sadly nobody tries to talk with Tarzan, but... He seems rather busy himself. What are you even doing? Tarzan: "Collecting shells. Tarzan will give shells instead of roses." Is that possible? I should test that... Seems like the girls have to amuse theirselves this first evening... In the next chapter I'll introduce to you: the very first challenge! See you then!
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IndexIntroduction - Tarzan
Chapter 1 - Meet Jane (x8) Chapter 2 - Fishing (?) Contest Chapter 3 - Dates & 1st Ceremony Chapter 4 - Struggling Skeilah Chapter 5 - Dates & 2d Ceremony Chapter 6 - Free time! Chapter 7 - Dates & 3rd Ceremony Chapter 8 - That's delicious! Chapter 9 - Dates & 4th Ceremony Chapter 10 - Challenge&Dates pt. 1 Chapter 11 - Dates pt. 2&Ceremony Chapter 12 - Meet Mother Wolf Chapter 13 - Semi-final Dates & Ceremony Chapter 14 - Dream Dates & Last Ceremony Contestants |